I dreamt last night that I was in a broom closet and received a lightsabre. In the dream I was delighted, recalling my plastic toy lightsabre when I was little (ok, not that little), but this one was real. Lots of people came into the broom closet to admire it, including Oprah Winfrey. Then I discovered that I had been given my childhood dream of a lightsabre, but everyone else’s childhood dream was to own a helicopter, and I was quite miffed.
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