Octopus people

My personal trainer, in Pakistan, told me, wide-eyed, that it’s such a strange coincidence, all of my clients seem to know each other! Such is class in Pakistan, especially Lahore. I didn’t say it, as a small tentacle of the octopus, but: Even today, amidst complaints about the nouveau riche, the Pakistani and especially Lahori, […]

A well-rounded education

I told her, don’t have a child. Adopt. There are too many people on this planet. I told her, I travel a lot. China, Uzbekistan, Europe. I travel a lot. She should just tell me what she wants. Ethnicity, gender. I’ll get one. I’ll get all the paperwork. All the legal paperwork. I told her, […]

Absurdism

I was so angry I went to my room with my iPad. X told me he is reading a book by Albert Camus. He said Albert Camus writes absurdism. So I looked for an absurdist film to watch on Netflix. Then I fell asleep.

Samosas on a train

A message received. I had such a profound dream last night. Saw X and myself on a train in Australia in bikinis and eating samosas. I did eat one yesterday actually after I got my Indian groceries. It was a terribly fat samosa.

Flash of irritation

Today is a day when my nerves are always a bit raw, though less so this year than in previous years. Felt a flash of irritation when I saw someone has posted on Facebook the most irritating circumlocution for “died” that I’ve seen in a while: “Today is the day when xxx moved to a […]