A well-rounded education

I told her, don’t have a child. Adopt. There are too many people on this planet.

I told her, I travel a lot. China, Uzbekistan, Europe. I travel a lot. She should just tell me what she wants. Ethnicity, gender. I’ll get one. I’ll get all the paperwork. All the legal paperwork.

I told her, I’ll keep the child until it’s four. I’ll teach it philosophy, war studies. Give it a good education.

Then I’ll send it to her.